Posted by Logan, with apologies to Sir Mix-A-Lot.
I like couscous and I cannot lie
I smother it on my French fries
When it goes in with a slightly bitter taste
and a mound of curry paste
on my tongue, wanna put it in fluffed
'cause it goes with a pepper that's stuffed
My eyes are watering, my vision's blurring
'Cos I'm cooking and I can't stop stirring
Oh, couscous, I wanna stew with ya
and post online pictures
My grandma tried to warn me
But semolina wheat is just so corny.
So, sous chef! Or baker! Has your kitchen got the cous?
'Cos you can braise it! Brown it! Blanche it! Broil it! Bake that healthy cous!
I smother it on my French fries
When it goes in with a slightly bitter taste
and a mound of curry paste
on my tongue, wanna put it in fluffed
'cause it goes with a pepper that's stuffed
My eyes are watering, my vision's blurring
'Cos I'm cooking and I can't stop stirring
Oh, couscous, I wanna stew with ya
and post online pictures
My grandma tried to warn me
But semolina wheat is just so corny.
So, sous chef! Or baker! Has your kitchen got the cous?
'Cos you can braise it! Brown it! Blanche it! Broil it! Bake that healthy cous!
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